It’s official, online dating in Egypt (and the world) sucks.
But sounds like we have no other options…
We use different kinds of online dating applications like Tinder and so many more. But as much as it sucks, it’s also not safe.
Many scams are going around on these applications, and we are here to tell you all about how online dating in Egypt is mostly a scam.
Here are 10 profiles on online dating in Egypt application you should run away from!
1) Mr Mysterious:
Or in other words: Mr. headless.
“El Wad El 3’amed Beslamto”, For his own reasons, chooses to be headless on whatever online dating applications he is on.
And whatever these reasons are, they have to be very fishy.
Swipe left, Runaway, find the nearest nuclear shelter and hide.
2) Mr shirtless trunk floating in some gym
He’s a basic hunk with nothing but shirtless pictures in some gym.
He brags about his “work out” routine in his bio, and most probably, he would never love anyone else besides himself. If he doesn’t go home, take off his clothes and do it in front of a mirror, he drinks a beer and talks shit about feminists with the DUDES.
3) Mr Here’s a bunch of pictures from 2000 years ago
He could be a sweet talker and all nice, but each and every picture in his account is, at least, 10 years old.
He is probably 80 years old now, and plotting to kill you on the first date.
4) Mr Have you noticed how rich I am?
Here’s a picture of my fancy car, in my fancy office in the fancy Dubai, doing some fancy shit!
He probably wants to date you because your face looks beautiful among his fancy collection of beautiful stuff.
5) Mr Know it all
Nerds are mainstream now, and this one looks like a harmless and cute nerd. But is he really?
Using big words to sound very educated: is his ambush, he’s probably going to ask you out in Wasat El Balad.
But girl! Spare yourself the disappointment, he’s dumb and looking for hookups.
6) Mr send nudes
They also call him Mr Creep. And for a good reason.
He looks like a model, and he says cool shit, but 2 minutes in a conversation and he is going to flash his pee-pee in your face and ask you to flash some boobies.
Should we say more?
7) Mr Fake
He’s a sweet talker and dreamy, and he looks like a Greek god in his 20s or something.
But if you did a quick search on google using his pictures, you will get introduced to a new successful model, and he is not the guy you are talking to.
8) Mr I love you after 2 days texting
If you are not freaked out already., then you need to reconsider how naive you are.
You need to block this guy and change your phone number, and maybe your address.
Gurl! You have got a stalker now.
9) Mr I don’t go out, let’s catch up at my place
His real name might be Ahmed Bassam Zaky. And he raped more than 150 girls before texting you today.
10) Mr Si El Seed
He is going to binge text you as if he is your jealous, creepy and masculinist boyfriend already.
Some girls love that, and he knows. But c’mon, you know he is going to make your life a living hell, right!
He’s also going to cheat on you, I mean, obviously.
You know this guy who smiles at you Cringely at the office? or this one who looks very tense every time he sees you at the coffee shop at the weekends?
Date them, they have less chance to be serial rapists than the hot guy you matched with on tinder, and you, at least, are sure how they look like in sunlight. And maybe he’ll make you avoid online dating in Egypt.